So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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