Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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