I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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