South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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