People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
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