Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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