How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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