Umm I'm too high to move.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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