I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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