I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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