Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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