At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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