so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
