I heard we made out
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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