Where did you get a picture of my penis
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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