I wish life had little blips of pornography
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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