how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
So vagazzling was a success
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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