Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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