the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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