I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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