maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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