Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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