I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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