whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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