still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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