dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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