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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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