even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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