Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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