Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
COCAINE IS GR8
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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