The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Success! We fucked roommates!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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