thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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