i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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