just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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