Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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