doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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