took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Randomize
