on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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