Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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