STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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