I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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