sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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