He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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