Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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