yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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