So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
