we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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