the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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