:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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