I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
