have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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