Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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