...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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