I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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