So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Panties = found
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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