similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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