Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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