Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
