I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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